A Person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby dick, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. "AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, BRAAAAA" although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.
"Yo lee, i'm feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today"
"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"