darren's definitions

Liquid Kids

Sperm, each one a possible child

I squirted my liquid kids all over her face.

by Darren July 21, 2004

zepher

Zepher - A man Who has no need to the world

Like a worthless bum sitting n the streets begging

by Darren June 16, 2003

seckz

Sex, to have sex, or to want sex.

omg seckz plzz!!!!11

by Darren September 28, 2003

Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

by Darren December 7, 2004

sliquid

a slippery liquid with a viscous texture.

The lubricant is very sliquid.

by Darren September 5, 2003

Assburn

The act of of burning ones buttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.

She had a real painful assburn from sunbathing nude.

by Darren December 15, 2002

shnruff

rough snuff, like tobacco you snort up yours nose only rougher

My nose started bleeding after I took a whiff of shnruff

by Darren April 4, 2004