darren's definitions

Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

by Darren December 7, 2004

Flange/flanging

To insert ones middle finger up a womans' and thumb up her vagina and gently press the two together through the fleshy wall.

"I gave her a right good flanging"

by Darren November 26, 2001

Assburn

slang term for aspirin

gol dang it Vern! I need some got damn assburn! I gots a real bad headache!

by Darren December 15, 2002

plumpy

Used as part of a sigh when something is unfortunate or worthy of despair.

Jesse: Sucker! That's checkmate!
Eric: Awww....plumpy.

by Darren April 18, 2003

Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

by Darren November 30, 2002

skin

a native american person is known as a skin

whats crackin skin

by Darren September 2, 2003

Poko

the shit fucken pimpish person to walk the earth total pimp shit

damn he is poko!

by Darren March 6, 2004