49 definitions by darren

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
by Darren May 29, 2004

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German expression that means F*** like the bunnies.
Do you want to ficken wie die hasen?
by Darren March 29, 2004

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Sex, to have sex, or to want sex.
omg seckz plzz!!!!11
by Darren September 28, 2003

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Originated at firm(s) in Bristol
Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.
by Darren December 07, 2004

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Male genitalia/cock
"You f***ing spam javelin!"
by Darren November 26, 2001

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Female genitalia
"I saw her spam hatch"
by Darren November 26, 2001

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Sperm, each one a possible child
I squirted my liquid kids all over her face.
by Darren July 21, 2004

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