darren's definitions

Knob Jockey

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

by Darren November 26, 2001

zepher

Zepher - A man Who has no need to the world

Like a worthless bum sitting n the streets begging

by Darren June 16, 2003

Flange/flanging

To insert ones middle finger up a womans' and thumb up her vagina and gently press the two together through the fleshy wall.

"I gave her a right good flanging"

by Darren November 26, 2001

Assburn

The act of of burning ones buttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.

She had a real painful assburn from sunbathing nude.

by Darren December 15, 2002

shnruff

rough snuff, like tobacco you snort up yours nose only rougher

My nose started bleeding after I took a whiff of shnruff

by Darren April 4, 2004

Assburn

slang term for aspirin

gol dang it Vern! I need some got damn assburn! I gots a real bad headache!

by Darren December 15, 2002

plumpy

Used as part of a sigh when something is unfortunate or worthy of despair.

Jesse: Sucker! That's checkmate!
Eric: Awww....plumpy.

by Darren April 18, 2003