2 definitions by darksideofthepaul

balls

the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes"

Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!

by darksideofthepaul July 11, 2008

ballz

common slang for "balls." used as a swear word that's not technically a swear word.

*In a public place, at the top of his lungs*
Paul: BALLZ i stubbed my toe

by darksideofthepaul July 11, 2008