6 definitions by dar ted

having gay cowboy sex
Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.
by dar ted December 23, 2006
a long time having passed
Mary Wanna couldn't remember his name because Woodtock was forever-ago.
by dar ted December 23, 2006
If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.
The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.
by dar ted April 13, 2006
When personal gossip about you gets on the front page of a tabloid.
Brad and Jen's break-up got tedxed by the National Enquirer.
by dar ted September 02, 2005
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