danielle's definitions

bounced burger

a skanky hoe who can't get none and "bounces," from man to man, but is always bounced back b\c her ass is very, "burgerish,"

"I told that girl to get back. She was nothing but a bounced burger."

by Danielle January 24, 2005

helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004

crackwhore

Jocelyn MacIntosh

Jocelyn MacIntosh is a crackwhore.

by danielle November 29, 2003

gutterwhore

A whore who either lives or belongs in the gutter.

Jocelyn MacIntosh is a gutterwhore.

by danielle November 29, 2003

cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

by danielle April 13, 2007

nastafunk

adj. a word describing a truly skanky, dirty individual.

You fucked Paris Hilton? She's nastafunk.

by danielle May 25, 2005

dr. phil

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.

"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil

by Danielle October 11, 2003