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4 definitions by daniel knight

 
1.
an erect penis.
"dude, i got morning wood!"
by daniel knight July 07, 2003
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2.
a term made poular by beavis and butthead, commonly referring to beavis.
beavis, shut up you buttmunch!
by daniel knight July 07, 2003
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3.
An older (male) who would tend to cause suspision and mild concern when spotted hanging outside local primary schools at about five past three in the afternoon.
Nothing but a dirty old feggler.
by daniel knight October 05, 2003
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4.
a word used when 'fuck' is not appropriate. commonly said when you begin to say fuck but end up saying 'funkleheimer'.
"you stupid motherfu-funkleheimer!"
said once you begin to say 'fuck'.
by daniel knight July 07, 2003
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