daniel bryant's definitions

urch

Vomit, or anything that looks or is related to vomit.

Eww, someone urched on the sidewalk.

by Daniel Bryant September 6, 2005

Jack North

To masturbate in an upward motion.

I went and jacked north the other night.
(Can also be used as a noun)
I visited Jack North if you know what i mean YKNOWWHADDIMSAYIN?

by daniel bryant November 5, 2005

Oratum

1. A written or spoken composition in prose, typically with a particular theme or general moral quality.
2. Anything that resembles such a composition, in visual terms or otherwise, such as a large sculpture with a moral theme.

President Carter delivered an oratum before the Nobel Society after winning the Nobel Prize.

by Daniel Bryant December 2, 2007

blog

A clog in your toilet.

Aw, damn! I've got another blog in the toilet. Better call Plumber Joe!

by Daniel Bryant September 6, 2005

Ecstablissivated

1. The paramount of happiness.
2. The pinnacle of delightation.
3. Unexplainable joy a person experiences.

Karkanakaros was ecstablissivated over the capture of his queen prisoner, Philia

by Daniel Bryant November 28, 2007