18 definitions by dan_gleewang
An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021
A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher
by dan_gleewang January 4, 2021
Broken brain cells and large pupils. An experienced dancer, can dirty dog wiggle. Prefers to travel significantly above the speed limit, most likely to a cold stone bakery. Favorite color is pink. Has sudden outbursts where "ooOOH BABYYYY" is screamed. Keeps a record of the number of nuts and will publicly announce them as they occur. Favorite scent is pink vanilla. If you know a Villone they're one of a kind.
-Geez look at that girl, must be a Villone.
Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.
Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.
by dan_gleewang December 12, 2019
An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.
Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021