Definitions by dan and adam

Squidwarding 

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants

i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping

Squidwarding by dan and adam June 26, 2007

Goozing 

the act of coughing excessivley, annoyingly, and uncontrollably while smoking marijuana

Phil was Goozing so much last night while we were smoking a blunt

Goozing by dan and adam June 26, 2007

squidwarding 

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.

i was squidwarding everyone last night

squidwarding by dan and adam June 24, 2007