4 definitions by dallas white

a retard with one testicle who beats his meat to construction and the Houston Astros
I saw this kid near a construction site who was beating off but couldnt nut cuz he has one ball

"what a walworth"
by dallas white June 23, 2007
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Noun: some short kid who carries around a backpack all day and bags at krogers 24/7
This kid was pulling a petz the other day when I went to Kroger.
by dallas white June 23, 2007
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Noun: somebody who sticks a golf club, usually their Nike Sasquatch driver, up their ass while whacking off to golf.
yea when I was with my friend Steve while watching the U.S. Open my friend totally pulled a Taflinger.
by dallas white June 23, 2007
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Verb: taking it up the ass from a grosse pointe policeman while on your moped.
I saw this kid at a crime scene on Cadiex and Mack getting Roneyd to death.
by dallas white June 23, 2007
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