6 definitions by dakota armstrong enthusiast
opposite of dakota armstrong... a fucking disgraceful bigot gaylord gingerpants who should've been swallowed but was somehow concieved via hole in condom. if you meat a dakota boneweak, throw that pussy assnigga in the trash or give him a swirle
girl 1: hey did you see that guy who said he liked me?
girl 2: yeah what a loser, hes such a dakota boneweak! i bet his cock is small enough to fit in a keyhole
girl 1: yea but his brother is a gigachad, hes a dakota armstrong. I want him to tantalize my testicles and rupture my entire digestive system with his cock while its in a hot dog bun. i'll supply the poopy doopy to turn that bitch into a chili dog
girl 2: yeah what a loser, hes such a dakota boneweak! i bet his cock is small enough to fit in a keyhole
girl 1: yea but his brother is a gigachad, hes a dakota armstrong. I want him to tantalize my testicles and rupture my entire digestive system with his cock while its in a hot dog bun. i'll supply the poopy doopy to turn that bitch into a chili dog
by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 15, 2021
opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum
person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?
person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!
person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!
by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021
Hottest, most delicious, cummiest milady you ll ever meat. Nice Asian lady, Them tits drip of soy sauce and them freezer full of doggy. If you meat a Carolyn, rope her into your grasp and never let go. She is a blessing and oops i just busted gotta to change my undies
king 1: who is that hot girl
king 2: she is 5
king 1: but she is a Carolyn i need to tie my cock to a firework and light it up.
king 2: she is 5
king 1: but she is a Carolyn i need to tie my cock to a firework and light it up.
by dakota armstrong enthusiast January 27, 2022
if you know a guy with the last name "serravalle" you know you know
he has the fattest cock amd will fuck the feminine qualities out of you. if you meet a serravalle, date him NOW! you hear that carolyn??? you better come in my bed
he has the fattest cock amd will fuck the feminine qualities out of you. if you meet a serravalle, date him NOW! you hear that carolyn??? you better come in my bed
by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021
pronounced COAS-E-GAL. get that trought your gay little homo skulls. its not pronounced "kossiegal" its pronounced COAS-E-GAL.
anyways, hes an epic gamer. loves carolyn so much asains are delectable and sweet much like my dead dog. damn that bitch served that dead nigga up with sum barbekque aslo dont cume to the school board meeting tomorrow, cocegal and joe bogan will arrive with fortnite scars and get viceroy royales.
he is an avid hoi4 and eu4 gamer, he is an absolute god at both games because he has a fetish for countries that no longer exist and regularly jerks off onto globes.
anyways, hes an epic gamer. loves carolyn so much asains are delectable and sweet much like my dead dog. damn that bitch served that dead nigga up with sum barbekque aslo dont cume to the school board meeting tomorrow, cocegal and joe bogan will arrive with fortnite scars and get viceroy royales.
he is an avid hoi4 and eu4 gamer, he is an absolute god at both games because he has a fetish for countries that no longer exist and regularly jerks off onto globes.
*carolyn* yo yo yo *cocegals friend*, cocegal ass is like a wedding cake, when can i dive into that ass.
*cocegals freind* you souldn't say that too loud or else-
*cocegal, who bursts in suddently* hey! i herd that, carolyn, are you being serious?
carloyn gives cocegal a bright smile
cocegal: well if you insist lets go to my place and-
carloyn pulls out birth control
cocegal: put those away. were gonna play some hoi4.
*cocegals freind* you souldn't say that too loud or else-
*cocegal, who bursts in suddently* hey! i herd that, carolyn, are you being serious?
carloyn gives cocegal a bright smile
cocegal: well if you insist lets go to my place and-
carloyn pulls out birth control
cocegal: put those away. were gonna play some hoi4.
by dakota armstrong enthusiast January 24, 2022
they are an ethnic group of baddies who happen to be hmong... they have to be the hottest race out there besides the jews(for obvious reasons involving ovens). they be epitome of deliciousness. boobies like sushi and an ass as hard as uncooked ramen noodles.
if you ever see an hmong baddie, i suggest running towards the closest bathroom because your cock is probably about to explode and spray cum everywhere like an out of control firehose. These bitches are strong enough to make any dakota armstrong blast cum out of every orifice.
if you ever see an hmong baddie, i suggest running towards the closest bathroom because your cock is probably about to explode and spray cum everywhere like an out of control firehose. These bitches are strong enough to make any dakota armstrong blast cum out of every orifice.
context: a hmong baddies walks past 2 gigachads.
gigachad 1: look at that ethnic group of people who primarily live in china and southeast asia who happen to have an alluring appearance. she sure is an ethnic person who primarily lives in china and southeast asia who happens to have an alluring appearance.
gigachad 2: i already lost no nut november and its fucking may.
gigachad 1: look at that ethnic group of people who primarily live in china and southeast asia who happen to have an alluring appearance. she sure is an ethnic person who primarily lives in china and southeast asia who happens to have an alluring appearance.
gigachad 2: i already lost no nut november and its fucking may.
by dakota armstrong enthusiast May 30, 2022