dakevster's definitions

ass bandit

a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.

after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.

by dakevster December 16, 2006

baton twirler

a term used for when a female twirls her tongue around a mans penis (especially the knob) when giving oral or twirls her head around while a mans penis is in her mouth.

gus heard sue gave great head but when she turned out to be a baton twirler, he realized he found "a keeper".

by dakevster August 25, 2008

butt syrup

when ejaculate and fecal matter mix in a womens anus after intercourse and the resulting excrement looks a lot like maple syrup

i bet that chick had the worst case of butt syrup after i unloaded my jiz in her ass.

by dakevster August 19, 2008

poosickle

when a man has anal intercourse with a women, then pulls out and she gives oral.

man, that girl turned out to be a freak when she wanted a poosickle from gus.

by dakevster August 19, 2008

pole slushy

this refers to when a drunk girl is giving a guy fellatio and throws up on his member.

while receiving oral gratification from a drunk girl, Gus was the recipient of a pole slushy.

by dakevster December 16, 2006

butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster August 22, 2008

butt voyager

a person who takes a keen interest in exploring the deep space of anal sex.

turning away from vaginal intercourse, Gus decided to do some exploring and became a butt voyager.

by dakevster December 16, 2006