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3 definitions by dahmer, jeffrey

 
1.
The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003
 
2.
The art of inserting an object, any oject, into a rectum
"If you don't back the fuck up son, I am going to rip off your arm and sodomize you with the bloody stump!"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003
 
3.
When a woman is literally drunk from the consumption of too much semen.
"Oh girlfriend. I was so cum drunk last. I finally managed to fit that third cock in my cheek"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003