2 definitions by daddyhateme11

Pornge

V- To spend vitrually all night looking at pornography and while looking at the pornography one natuarally masterbates.

The lonely high school boys pornge almost every night because they cannot get girlfriends.

"Hey Johnny what did you do last night?"
"Pornge."
"Wow. It sounds like fun."
"It is."

by daddyhateme11 April 3, 2009

fowlered

To make a horrible mistage, particularly in sports, resulting in a loss and subsequently resulting in jeers, boos, and humiliation.

At the football game, the wider reciever fowlered and dropped the ball on the one yard line.

by daddyhateme11 January 13, 2009