da scrummage king's definitions

chugly

a person that is both really fat and ugly.
when you see some really fat person walking past and their state shocks you it is said they are chugly

OMG did u see that person, they where chugly

by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010

iWank

when ones ipod/iphone is filled with porn, to an extent that over 6/8 of the memory is being used for porn

ong thats not an ipod, thats an iwank!!!

by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010

cabbaged

the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools

dude! i've been cabbaged

by Da Scrummage King May 7, 2010

wigger

a white man that acts and thinks he is black, when in actual fact he has a tiny penis and really should be locked up, so he hangs with black people to try and fit in because he has been rejected from his own kind

omg that guy is such a wigger

by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010

The Shit

it is the shit most men have in their lives that is so big that it hurts enough to stop you being gay, due to the fact that it hurt having a shit like that so it would hurt more to have a penis up your bum.
you know when you hav had The Shit when you have to hold onto objects in the bathroom for support

omg dude, i just had The Shit!!!!

well i knw i won't be gay, i've had The Shit

by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010

the game

you cannot win the game, you can only not lose.
to play the game you must not think of the game, but if you do you have lost the game.
once you lose the game you must tell someone and then that means they too hav lost the game

you start playing again after 30 mins once you tell someone that you lost the game

FUCK!!! i lost the game

hey, i lost the game

by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010

a-meg

to do a meg is to do something incredibly blond.

obama is the first black candidate for priminister of america'
turn left at the end of the road' (then turns right)omg, what a-meg

by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010