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11 definitions by da scrummage king

 
1.
to spontaniously run head first into FAIL.
you have only acomplished a Leeroy Jenkins when you epically fail at something almost instantely and spectacularly and then state 'at least i have chicken'
come on guys lets do this, LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!! (FAIL)
wow what a leeroy jenkins
by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
 
2.
when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health
omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush
by Da Scrummage King May 04, 2010
 
3.
a person that is both really fat and ugly.
when you see some really fat person walking past and their state shocks you it is said they are chugly
OMG did u see that person, they where chugly
by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
 
4.
L- laughing
M- my
S- sexual
O- organs
O- off
OMG LMSOO that was soo funny
i laughed so hard i LMSOO
by Da Scrummage King April 28, 2010
 
5.
a white man that acts and thinks he is black, when in actual fact he has a tiny penis and really should be locked up, so he hangs with black people to try and fit in because he has been rejected from his own kind
omg that guy is such a wigger
by Da Scrummage King May 04, 2010
 
6.
to do a meg is to do something incredibly blond.
obama is the first black candidate for priminister of america'
turn left at the end of the road' (then turns right)omg, what a-meg
by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010
 
7.
The name given to an increadibally powerful rugby player. This is the name given to a person only if they are amazing at rugby, built, funny and a hit with the laydies. usually a male is given this name as women are unable to have such power or be a king
I am DSK, fear me !!!

OMG its Da Scrummage King
by Da Scrummage King April 28, 2010