[e-mail]'s definitions

OmJesus

This term is the same as saying "Oh my Jesus." Everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that Jesus saves babies.

Person1: Caitlin broke up with me. =(
Person2: Yeah... She was all over me at the party.
Person3: OmJesus!

by [e-mail] March 25, 2007

eBay boobies

Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.

Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.

by [e-mail] August 1, 2007

grind

A word used in any MMO representing the repetitive actions taken in order to make the character stronger. The grind is also a substitute for normal life functions. Sleeping, eating, drinking and being social are not important, when it comes to grinding.

Gamer is to grind as Pacman is to dots. Wakka wakka wakka!

Gamer1: Yeah, I'll probably grind all weekend trying to get to that map.
Gamer2: Man, it'll take forever.
Gamer1: I know, but I'll make it happen. I'm looking forward to my next set of gear.
Girl1: Losers...

by [e-mail] January 2, 2009

dykemo

The combination of a dyke and emo.

Person1: Can you believe Caitlin wore that tie again?
Person2: Ew. Disgusting!
Person1: I hate that dykemo.
Caitlin: Stfu, or I'll cut myself.

by [e-mail] March 25, 2007

saves babies

Used to express something that is awesome to the greatest extent.

Guy: Yeah, I went to that concert last week.
Girl: Wow, that band saves babies.
Guy: I know, right?!

by [e-mail] March 25, 2007