107 definitions by d. gould
1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.
2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.
2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.
by d. gould July 5, 2006
When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.
"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."
by d. gould February 8, 2007
A sport bike rider, infamous for their insane hijynks. Often observed pulling endos, wheelies, burnouts, and burying their speedo on the highway. Much like "street squid", they rarely wear the proper riding apparel. Ranked as the following:
1.) "H.I.T." (Hooligan In Training)- Beginner.
2.) "Resident" Hooligan- Intermediate.
3.) "Confirmed" Hooligan- Professional.
1.) "H.I.T." (Hooligan In Training)- Beginner.
2.) "Resident" Hooligan- Intermediate.
3.) "Confirmed" Hooligan- Professional.
"How long's Mark had his GSXR?"
"About two seasons. Since then, he's laid it down twice pulling endos, and got busted for doing 160km's on the highway. At this point, he's a confirmed hooligan."
"About two seasons. Since then, he's laid it down twice pulling endos, and got busted for doing 160km's on the highway. At this point, he's a confirmed hooligan."
by d. gould June 9, 2006
The after hours, alter ego, of any "Coffee Time" donut shop. This transformation occurs, when the local Gothic bar or nightclub closes its doors for the evening, and the vampire people congregate there. It being the only place still open, at that hour of night.
by d. gould July 3, 2006
A girl who wants all the perks of having a loyal boyfriend (i.e. access to money, a car, sex, emotional support), but doesn't want the social responsibilties expected with carrying the title of "girlfriend". Thus allowing her to sleep around with impunity.
by d. gould March 15, 2009
A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.
by d. gould February 19, 2006
The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.
"You look like shit. You hung over?"
"I should't be. I only had three beers."
"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
"I should't be. I only had three beers."
"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
by d. gould March 7, 2009