d-miles's definitions

stephen chow

Among the best (and funniest) Asian action stars around today.

Stephen Chow's best 2 movies are Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle.

by D-Miles October 8, 2006

the architect

An idiot in the Matrix who uses such complex words that you can't understand what the fuck he's saying.

The Architect: Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis. ...You know what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."

by D-Miles August 20, 2006

disgusting sexual references

What 99.9% of Urban Dictionary definitions are.

Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook

...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"

by D-Miles October 1, 2006

jimmy kimmel

Inventor of Unnecessary Censorship.

We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.

by D-Miles October 7, 2006

detroit pistons

NBA team that is slowly crumbling.

First they beat the lakers in 2004.

Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.

Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.

Then they lost Ben Wallace.

What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!

by D-Miles August 13, 2006

Anabolic Steroids

Steroids. People (especially baseball players) take them because they are fat-asses and need muscle fast. See other definitions for more details.

During the ADAA random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade...beaver tranquilizer.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

Good-Ass Cheese

When something is so good that you just have to use some kind of stupid metaphor to describe it.

I'm making 700 bucks an hour. Damn. That is some good-ass cheese.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006