d-miles's definitions

jimmy kimmel

Inventor of Unnecessary Censorship.

We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.

by D-Miles October 7, 2006

play station 3

The true meaning of ripoff. People saved up $600, waited in line at the stores OVERNIGHT to get this shit, fighting and pushing and shoving and beatin' the crap out of each other...

...only to find out that the Play station 3s were recalled because some didn't work right.

by D-Miles November 20, 2006

wnba

Sure it sucks, but it's the only basketball you can watch during the summer after the NBA Finals are over.

Oh wait a minute...screw WNBA, I can always go get that DVD I recorded of the Heat blowing out the Mavericks and watch it over and over again 50 times!

by D-Miles August 20, 2006

ray allen

One of the best three-point shooters in the NBA. Unfortunately isn't getting much done on the poor Supersonics, who probably won't see another title for 5 years or so.

"Ray Allen shoots the J from 30 feet..."

by D-Miles October 15, 2006

Anabolic Steroids

Steroids. People (especially baseball players) take them because they are fat-asses and need muscle fast. See other definitions for more details.

During the ADAA random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade...beaver tranquilizer.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

disgusting sexual references

What 99.9% of Urban Dictionary definitions are.

Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook

...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"

by D-Miles October 1, 2006

detroit pistons

NBA team that is slowly crumbling.

First they beat the lakers in 2004.

Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.

Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.

Then they lost Ben Wallace.

What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!

by D-Miles August 13, 2006