Definitions by d-mack

Joe Horn 

(v.) To place or receive an obnoxious phone call.

(n.) Wide receiver for the New Orleans Saints.

"He Joe Horned the phone in the middle of class and had a 5-minute conversation"

"Joe Horn hid a phone then used it as a prop in his touchdown celebration"

Joe Horn by d-Mack June 10, 2006

John Carney

(v.) To completely botch something you've been doing routinely for years.

(n.) Kicker for the New Orleans Saints. Also kicked for the San Diego Chargers.

(v.) I was shaving my face this morning and Carneyed it badly, now it's got a big ol' scar that will never go away.

(n.) San Diego is happy that they don't have John Carney on their team anymore.

John Carney by d-Mack April 16, 2006

sprite remix 

poison distributed by coca-cola

don't drink sprite remix, that stuff is poison.

sprite remix by d-Mack May 2, 2004

Nu

Coolest mofos on Chrono Trigger. You can do everything from buy stuff from 'em to fight 'em for experience points.

"All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu... This is the truth! This is my belief! ... at least for now."
-"The Mystery of Life" Vol. 841 Ch. 26

Nu by d-Mack May 2, 2004

Baron Davis 

Kickass point-guard for the New Orleans Hornets. Wears #1. Hails from Los Angeles and went to UCLA.

Baron Davis has dunked on Kevin Garnett and Jermaine O'neal. Who's next?

Baron Davis by d-Mack April 30, 2004

Jaheim 

RnB Singer. Usually sings about things related to the 'hood.

"You know I'm pushin' on the block, and I ain't got time to talk, baby what you want?"

Jaheim by d-Mack April 30, 2004

privateer 

Nickname of the University of New Orleans. Yet the mascot is an alligator.

The University of New Orleans Privateers were one game away from being in the 2004 NCAA Basketball tournament.

privateer by d-Mack April 30, 2004