Philip Rivers

Perhaps the most underrated quaterback in the NFL. Still overshadowed by Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and Tom Brady. Even though he is on track to break Dan Marino's season passing yards record. Shot puts the ball with great accuracy and talks mad shit...(Jay Cutler). Easily a top 3 qb in the NFL without a good receiver

Faggot-man, the colts are gonna rape the chargers this weekend

Cool guy-Nah dude, Philip Rivers never loses to the Colts and makes Peyton Manning look like a bitch

Faggot-Oh

by peepingtom29 November 23, 2010

Philip Rivers

An overrated, overpaid Quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, a no-talent sack of calcified cat turds..

Gabriel: "Hey man, the Chargers are going to kill the Packers today!!!"

Michael: "You belong in a mental institution, Philip Rivers is a no talent sack of cat turds, he throws more interceptions than touchdowns!!"

by Gabbi Rivera November 7, 2011

Philip Rivers

The act of having 10 children in like 11 years, and being a total douchebag. He likes to have sex all day, and thus plays football like a niglet straight from india. The nigga is only kept on the chargers because the owner is too stubborn to admit he made a bad desicion.

1: "fuck you dude ur such a philip rivers"
2: "fuck you fuckin black-ass bitch"

by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

Philip Rivers and His Band of Yo-Yos

Reference to Philip Rivers and the assorted players on the San Diego Chargers, who serve as limited targets on the offensive and threaten the other team very little. Mostly composed of SoCal trash, such as Darren Sproles, Ryan Mathews, Malcom Floyd, and Seyi Ajirotutu.

If Philip Rivers and his band of yo-yos jumped off a cliff, would you follow them?

by Teach Me How to Jimmer June 29, 2011