3 definitions by d-frank

half-fatty

Someone who is fat, but you cannot tell until they remove their shirt. Most half-fatties are only half fat because they are lazy and eat hot pockets.

No one wants to date Bryan because he is a half-fatty

by d-frank April 11, 2007

That fat gay man is a grapeeater.

by d-frank August 31, 2006

Someone who is a total tool, but you cannot refer to them as a tool because they are your "friend" or you are related to them.

ME: I don't want to go to Scout's Bar Mitzvah.

MOM: Why not?

ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.

by d-frank April 11, 2007