202 definitions by d

Douche Bag

1. A depository for douche.

2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.

3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.

1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA!!!" What a Douche Bag.

2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.

by d November 4, 2004

dooshabagel

Jewish hygiene

The Princess said "I need to dooshabagel outa my hole, have ya got ahything by the gallon?"

by d April 24, 2004

piglatin

A type of language used by people that puts the 1st letter to the end and adds an "ay".
Bitch=itchbay
fuck=uckfay

Itchbay ucksay my ickday=bitch suck my dick

by d November 23, 2003

nosferatu

Nosferatu is the level of vampiricy that allows the vampire to turn into mist, turn into bats, heal his/her wounds almost instananteously, and fight back the urge to feed.

You will never become the nosferatu unless you can heal your own wounds and fight without bullets!

by d June 7, 2004

blurple

Someone who is so dark black that he is almost purple causing his teeth to look very white.

That nigga' is so black, he's blurple! And look at them teeth!

by d January 18, 2004

vex

one who does not posses either sex organ. smooth skin between is legs. no innies or outies

by d April 15, 2003

pickle

A person that has been circumcised

Jim’s been pickled!

by d January 12, 2004