32 definitions by d'emon

ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by d'emon November 8, 2002

Chunks

n. Regurgitant.

Jane: I got so drunk last night. I blew chunks when I got home.

Dick: But you said booze never made you sick.

Jane: You don't understand Dick. Chunks is the name of my rottweiler!

by d'emon November 26, 2002

Knobosaurus

n. A particularly carnivorous male package.

Later Dude. I'm gonna take my knobosaurus out hunting for some fresh meat!

by d'emon November 26, 2002

Meat

n. Pussy for chowing-down on. Best when served raw in a bald pink taco.

Margaret! Your meat's gone rancid! Pass the salsa woman!

by d'emon November 26, 2002

spooge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

by d'emon November 6, 2002

Butt Floss

n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.

Let me axe you a keschun My nigga. Is dat hoe packin' butt floss or she be Going Commando?

by d'emon November 21, 2002

Tongue

n. The amazingly talented mass of muscle laying in the floor of the mouth.

He: Listen Hoe, while I'm out scoring, dat tongue better be the only organ in yo mouth!

She: You da man.

by d'emon November 26, 2002