A depressed neighborhood in Slough, Berkshire, which has a red light district, high immigrant population, and stores that "smell bad".
History: A local legend began in the mid 1800s about the "Chalvey Stab Monkey" involving an organ grinder and a stabbed monkey; the first person to get blind drunk on the anniversary of the monkey's funeral is declared "Mayor of Chalvey".
Residents have been called stab-monks.
Looks like I am the only white person here. I feel like I'm in Chalvey!