156 definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada
Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 6, 2018
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019
1. a fan of Jerry Garcia, The Grateful Dead
2. a river snag of tree &/or log &/or large flotsam
3. a useless person on staff
4. verb & noun) a toll vehicle(taxi, bus, train, truck(lorry/semi) travelling empty (noun: such trip)
2. a river snag of tree &/or log &/or large flotsam
3. a useless person on staff
4. verb & noun) a toll vehicle(taxi, bus, train, truck(lorry/semi) travelling empty (noun: such trip)
Rick, that deadhead(3) in the mailroom is a deadhead(1)
John had a deadhead(4) trip after dropping off a load of lumber -- while deadheading(4) back he saw a major deadhead(2) in the river stuck in a boat's props, so he phoned the coast guard!
John had a deadhead(4) trip after dropping off a load of lumber -- while deadheading(4) back he saw a major deadhead(2) in the river stuck in a boat's props, so he phoned the coast guard!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 7, 2009
plural dugs; animal nipple, but also used as a contemptuous term for human female breast (especially sloppy+saggy ones)
My wife used to have gorgeous tits; now, at 50, they're best classified as dugs. Don't get me wrong, I fuck & suck 'em anyway! (no, not in that order!)
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 1, 2018
1. the euphoric feeling you get from finally being included in social situations
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
2. as opposed to a solitary one, sexual climax with another person or people
1. I've been so isolated for the past yewar that I actually had a social orgasm at the surprise birthday party my coworkers planned for me.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
2. Even hermits need social orgasms occasionally, to stay sane & well lubricated.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 8, 2019
A-cup: It cost me a $40 can ride to get here.
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 5, 2020