2 definitions by curtainwip3r

Dirty banister

Shagging a lass up the arse who has diarrhea.

Last night i was giving a bird some good anal but she had dodgy guts and gave me a dirty banister

by curtainwip3r June 5, 2021

Creamola foam float

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!

She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!

by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021