A genre of punk rock that has yet to actually appear on the scene. The music is known for its extensive use of traditional "four-chord" punk
riffs, nasal vocals, political satire, discontent, general profanity, and hipster bashing. It is best listened to when played loudly. This term was officially coined by a disgruntled English teacher in her mid-twenties, lamenting the loss of angry, yet fun, music to listen to while slamming into sweaty show-goers.