18 definitions by currybomb

Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.

Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Wisconsin French Fry

The act of loading your penis/dildo into a potato shooter and shooting it up the anal canal of your partner.

Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and out of no where she pulled a fucking wisconsin french fry on me. WTF?!?

by currybomb July 29, 2010

husband beater

a wife beater that is somehow extremely homosexual because of design, color, or even personality of the wearer.

That kid is wearing a bright pink husband beater

by currybomb July 18, 2010

Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Sexbration

The act of inserting a vibrating device into ones anus or vagina to stimulate an orgasm.

Dude, last night I shoved my phone up my girls ass and kept calling it so it'd vibrate to cause a sexbration, funnny shit!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"

Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Mind Fuck

To manipulate or use someone to get them to do something that you want them to do.

Tom Sawyer mind fucked his friend into painting a fence.

by currybomb July 29, 2010