2 definitions by crystizzle

Top Definition
A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
"Hey, should I break up with Sherry?"
"Yeah, I haven't seen you smile in two years dude."
*Asks her to marry him instead*
Freakin Askholes!
by Crystizzle February 23, 2012

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Gave her dick so good, she got addicted.
Dammmnn son, bitch is hooked, I dope dicked her tho.
by crystizzle May 27, 2014

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