whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.

1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.

by Cryptic June 01, 2005

bung chung

A word that has no particular meaning. However, Nigerians tend to take great offense to it.

"Bung chung."
"Moyo wangu wanituma mwema!"

by Cryptic September 08, 2005

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 01, 2005

cryptic

1. Having a hidden meaning.
2. Secret or mysterious.
3. Using code.

I don't understand that cryptic language.

by Cryptic December 11, 2003

Webmistress

1. Female webmaster.
2. A female who programs, designs, and/or creates a web site.

The sorority's web site is not working properly; I will contact the webmistress of the problem.

by Cryptic March 05, 2004

Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.

That's a Jesusian beard right there.

by Cryptic May 05, 2005