cryptic's definitions

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

testicube

1. A cube-shaped testicle.

2. A person who has such a testicle.

1. Eww! Do you use your testicube as a dice?

2. Don't let him teabag you. He's a testicube.

by Cryptic May 7, 2005

bipolar bear

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.

1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.

by Cryptic May 7, 2005

Webmistress

1. Female webmaster.
2. A female who programs, designs, and/or creates a web site.

The sorority's web site is not working properly; I will contact the webmistress of the problem.

by Cryptic March 5, 2004