5 definitions by crap house hose
Something that you played when you were 2 but then an adult played with you and you screamed to your mommy
allahu akbar and died
allahu akbar and died
by crap house hose April 7, 2019
It's Dixie, but better. Little Dixie is where all the hot babes are born. It's in Missouri, and it's filled with monster trucks, retired grandpas, golf, farmers' markets, and American Cheese. Go to Little Dixie, and tell me you don't see any of that. Little Dixie is by a river. The river is dirty, and nobody has a name for it, but the Little Dix love it. Little Dixie is a part of Missiouri. You may say "Eww! Missouri!" but it's still full of Dixie people. It has a dustbowl economy, so if you bring a lot of money, you can flex it on people and they will cry. Taxes.
by crap house hose March 6, 2022
This is my political ideology. It kills people for being religious. It has one leader and not a single human right. (Walking, Moving, Dying,) It kills kids if they don't go to school and you have to listen to the radio. Every song must show glory to the leader. Everybody has to salute if they approach anybody. They may not talk unless the leader says so. military can invade any house and take any food or bed they want.
Radioisim is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by crap house hose June 18, 2018
A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.
Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"
by crap house hose June 30, 2023
The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
by crap house hose May 3, 2021