Definitions by crackersAka

Clamburger Helper 

The process of shooting Sperm over the vaginalclam area before going down on a girl.

Katie and I made Clamburger Helper last night.

Clamburger Helper by crackersAka June 2, 2013

Jersey Canoe 

Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.

Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.

Jersey Canoe by CrackersAkA December 21, 2008