cracker's definitions
by cracker June 5, 2004

His solo album comes out March 9, and he's producing a porn movie. Please oh please let him be IN the porn I will wear that shit out. He's gettin' all my paycheck, fo sho. Simply the best in G-Unit, he just started but people watch out. Plus his birthday is the day after mine. We'll be celebrating together, just wait and see.
by cracker February 1, 2004

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
by cracker February 22, 2023

1) The sack that you get in a bar after pasisng out from too musch alcohol.
2) The act of t-bagging somebody at a bar who has passed out after drining too much.
2) The act of t-bagging somebody at a bar who has passed out after drining too much.
1) Did you see josh last night? He passed out after 63 beers and then I bar sacked him.
2) Hey!! Look at that guy passed out over there. Let's go bar sack him.
2) Hey!! Look at that guy passed out over there. Let's go bar sack him.
by Cracker June 9, 2005

A store where people, often with very low self-esteem levels, shop because they feel that the negative attention they get is gratifying to them.
by CRACKER February 14, 2004
