42 definitions by cpetkunas

What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.
Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )

Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.

Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
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When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.
Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!
by cpetkunas July 2, 2020
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Being informed about more details of something. Giving all the details. To brief or inform.
Karen: Becky, met this really hot guy at the bar last night.
Becky: Nice!! Fill me in.
Karen: He took me back to his place and showed me how big....
Becky: And???
Karen: .... his wallet was. I told him I didn't care how much money he makes, I just wanted to fuck his brains out.
Becky: Karen you slut! You're too easy hahaha.
by cpetkunas July 1, 2020
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Italian slang for boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, tatas, headlights, funbags.
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)
(in Italian accent) Hey Joey, did you see the janoscos on that babe?!
by cpetkunas July 16, 2019
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A guy that doesn't really go to the gym to workout but to stare at or chicks. He basically fucks them with his eyes. He uses the mirrors so it's not so obvious.
He also tries to make conversation and pick up on them when they're clearly not interested.
Monica ew, there's that gym creep again that stares at my ass when I workout.
by cpetkunas March 2, 2019
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Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.
by cpetkunas July 22, 2017
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Civil unrest that arises from people being on lockdown from COVID-19. Altercations breakout over the stupidest shit. Protesting, murder, food and paper hoarding...
Covidconflict broke out at the Walmart by two chicks because one was hoarding all the tampons.
by cpetkunas May 10, 2020
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