2 definitions by cpatpan

Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.

I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.

by cpatpan July 23, 2016

breadstick

A word which refers to two different types of bread which are stuffed into one's purse at the awkward end of a date, according to Tumblr.

Me: *stuffing breadsticks into my purse* I've got to go

by cpatpan July 26, 2015