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Definitions by couch potat

a place your mommy and daddy leave you when they are busy.
karate is a camoflauged daycare center
karate by couch potat April 11, 2010

megan fox 

formerly was the number #1 cause of semen related death but is now at the butt end of most thumb related jokes
(in theatre) three years ago when megan fox comes up on screen: Daaaaaamn!

(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!
megan fox by couch potat April 5, 2010

american idol 

where dreams go to die and where temporary legends are born
ever hear of ruben studdard, fantasia burrinno, taylor hicks, or david cook. all are past winners of american idol
american idol by couch potat April 2, 2010