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I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!
Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....
Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....
dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.
smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!
author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?
smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!
author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?
by Correct April 8, 2006
Get the tookie mug.A lame-ass catchphrase that was (arguably) coined by a first-class loser who goes by the lame-ass moniker of "Snoop Dog" to mean "for sure" or "I definitely agree with that".
Whenever you hear this word being used you know: a) The loser is trying desparately to be cool. b) The loser is trying desparately to be black. c) Both.
This phrase is especially popular amongst insecure, uncool and extremely lame, adolescent, middle- or upper-class white surburban wiggers.
WARNING: Never let your friends or loved ones use this phrase except in mockery or jest. Should you hear them utter this retarded catchphrase, proceed to beat some sense into them using any method you can. You will thank me for it later when people wake up and realize how stupid phrase really is.
Whenever you hear this word being used you know: a) The loser is trying desparately to be cool. b) The loser is trying desparately to be black. c) Both.
This phrase is especially popular amongst insecure, uncool and extremely lame, adolescent, middle- or upper-class white surburban wiggers.
WARNING: Never let your friends or loved ones use this phrase except in mockery or jest. Should you hear them utter this retarded catchphrase, proceed to beat some sense into them using any method you can. You will thank me for it later when people wake up and realize how stupid phrase really is.
by Correct May 20, 2005
Get the fo shizzle mug.A piece-of-shit, poser band that has not only the balls to call themselves punk (which they're clearly not--more like POP) but also to rip off other bands on their latest album, "Chuck" (such as Metallica and Coldplay).
Sum 41 fans consist mostly of MTV watchers who try to make the haters look stupid by hurling out shitty, pathetic insults that a 2nd grader could come up with, all mispelled and with horrible grammar of course, not to mention in that gay-ass chatspeak, give bullshit about how Sum 41 never claimed to be punk, even though their lead singer himself has been quoted as referring to the band as punk, and comment how "hott" the members are, all while trying to convince everyone that they like the band solely for their music, when it's quite obvious they like the band because of their image and popularity amongst the MTV crowd, a.k.a. generation shit.
Sum 41 consist of a singer and rhythm who sounds like his tiny balls are caught in rat traps and who can only play power chords, a lead guitarist whose solos can never last any longer than 10 seconds (and suck), a bassist who, if even audible, might as well pluck his dick and a drummer who plays the same goddamn shit in every song, never adding any variety or creativity to his or the band's style. Their style of music is basically pop thinly and poorly disguised as punk.
And to those who are talking shit about Avril Lavigne, you do know that the dumbfuck lead singer just married her, don't you? He's been banging her for over a year now. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together.
Sum 41 are a favorite of MTV since they plays what's trendy and have an image that is very commercial and "in".
Fans consist of MTV-loving shitheads who like whatever's in the top 40, think the members are "hott" (even though they all look like a bunch of malnourished, pasty faced, pussified peter-puffers who can't even get a decent haircut) and think they're badass and rebellious because they shop at Hot Topic (which should burn down).
Sum 41 fans can kiss my ass because in five years this band will join the rest of the has-been fads. They'll be just as obsolete as boy bands and despite all the bitching you faggots can muster up, you know I'm right. This band is already fading away and soon they'll be completely irrelevant.
Sum 41 fans consist mostly of MTV watchers who try to make the haters look stupid by hurling out shitty, pathetic insults that a 2nd grader could come up with, all mispelled and with horrible grammar of course, not to mention in that gay-ass chatspeak, give bullshit about how Sum 41 never claimed to be punk, even though their lead singer himself has been quoted as referring to the band as punk, and comment how "hott" the members are, all while trying to convince everyone that they like the band solely for their music, when it's quite obvious they like the band because of their image and popularity amongst the MTV crowd, a.k.a. generation shit.
Sum 41 consist of a singer and rhythm who sounds like his tiny balls are caught in rat traps and who can only play power chords, a lead guitarist whose solos can never last any longer than 10 seconds (and suck), a bassist who, if even audible, might as well pluck his dick and a drummer who plays the same goddamn shit in every song, never adding any variety or creativity to his or the band's style. Their style of music is basically pop thinly and poorly disguised as punk.
And to those who are talking shit about Avril Lavigne, you do know that the dumbfuck lead singer just married her, don't you? He's been banging her for over a year now. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together.
Sum 41 are a favorite of MTV since they plays what's trendy and have an image that is very commercial and "in".
Fans consist of MTV-loving shitheads who like whatever's in the top 40, think the members are "hott" (even though they all look like a bunch of malnourished, pasty faced, pussified peter-puffers who can't even get a decent haircut) and think they're badass and rebellious because they shop at Hot Topic (which should burn down).
Sum 41 fans can kiss my ass because in five years this band will join the rest of the has-been fads. They'll be just as obsolete as boy bands and despite all the bitching you faggots can muster up, you know I'm right. This band is already fading away and soon they'll be completely irrelevant.
Sum 41 fan: OmG!!!11 sum 41 r so hott!!!11 i luv there musik!!!!11111 its so raw and HaRdCoRe and makes my parents angry!!!111 pWnEd!!!!111
an intelligent person: Shut the hell up, fucktard. This band sucks and they'll soon be replaced by the next fad.
an intelligent person: Shut the hell up, fucktard. This band sucks and they'll soon be replaced by the next fad.
by Correct August 5, 2006
Get the sum 41 mug.The WORST of the WORST! The King of Gay! The Master of Faggots! This guy is by far worst and overrated of all the fucking loser musical artists out there!
This flamer puts out extremely shitty, tastless music, which of course can't sell on its own. So he then gets a mediocre six-pack and flaunts himself in homoerotic poses and in videos to get the girls wet and foolish enough to buy his records. On top of that he's got an arrogant attitude of, "I'm the shit! Worship me! I'm so cool!"
This first-class faggot has no talent, tastes, skills, intelligence or even looks.
Idolizing this douche is another way of saying that you have low self-esteem and no taste in music or even good looks in a man, or in his case, a boy.
This flamer puts out extremely shitty, tastless music, which of course can't sell on its own. So he then gets a mediocre six-pack and flaunts himself in homoerotic poses and in videos to get the girls wet and foolish enough to buy his records. On top of that he's got an arrogant attitude of, "I'm the shit! Worship me! I'm so cool!"
This first-class faggot has no talent, tastes, skills, intelligence or even looks.
Idolizing this douche is another way of saying that you have low self-esteem and no taste in music or even good looks in a man, or in his case, a boy.
"Oh, my GAWD! That Usher is so HOT!"
"You were molested as a child, weren't you?"
*brief silence, followed by hanging head* "Yes." *cries*
"You were molested as a child, weren't you?"
*brief silence, followed by hanging head* "Yes." *cries*
by Correct July 18, 2006
Get the usher mug.1. Another way of saying, "I am a faggot and a poser. Please shoot me."
2. A pathetic attempt of acting cool.
3. A way to embarrass yourself and realize later on how stupid you were and feel full of regret.
*This is more often than not followed by a gesture of lifting or pushing something off one's shoulders.*
2. A pathetic attempt of acting cool.
3. A way to embarrass yourself and realize later on how stupid you were and feel full of regret.
*This is more often than not followed by a gesture of lifting or pushing something off one's shoulders.*
by Correct May 21, 2005
Get the raise the roof mug.verb: To retch or vomit;throw-up,spew or hurl
noun: The leftovers or by-products of vomiting. Vomit. The regurgitated contents of the stomach.
noun: The leftovers or by-products of vomiting. Vomit. The regurgitated contents of the stomach.
by Correct July 18, 2003
Get the Gak mug.An incorrect spelling of the word "newb" or "noob" or "n00b" (the last one might be considered a somewhat gay way of spelling it but is technically correct).
People who use this spelling of the word are total idiots and are themselves a NEWB.
People who use this spelling of the word are total idiots and are themselves a NEWB.
"Lolz nub ezpk pub gg pwned!" (Sadly, people actually say this and think by saying this they're badass and cool when in fact they're just the opposite.)
by Correct May 21, 2005
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