A highly overrated, oversized NU METAL
(not death metal
or anything, you dumb assholes) band consisting of 9 douchebags who wear masks
and jumpsuits as part of their
gimmick, which they
Although not the worst band in the world, and one of the better nu metal bands
out there, they definitely
aren't worthy of being called "the best band" in any other context other than
having to do with nu metal
can't even hold
to real metal bands such
as OLD-SCHOOL Metallica or Iron
have 9 members
in the band, which is far too many
have this many
as part of the marketing gimmick. Proof of this
is in the fact that
you can't even hear half the members
most of the time. The members
evaluations are as follows:
Vocals: Not too bad honestly. Can sing a lot better than
other nu metal
singers like that
Davis. Lyrics aren't too bad either but can suck, like the ones that
one guy posted. Those are some seriously
lame lyrics ("Now take a real good look at/What you've fucking done to me").
Guitar #1: Sucks. Typical, boring nu metal
riffs. But still
those in Disturbed, etc. No solos either.
Guitar #2: See above.
Bass: So hard
to hear and so hard
to like.... Sucks.
(regular set): The best member along
with the singer. Not too bad really but there are better. He at least does fills and SOME
double bass. DEFINITELY
not the fastest double basser
Fetus, Kataklysm or Deicide for some
REAL fast double bass). I hate
him the least.
(tom kit): What exactly is the point
when all he does is play the same notes
on the toms
as the regular drummer does? Fuck off!
(trashcan): Can this
guy not afford a real drum set? Can he not play one? Apparently not. This
guy is equally as ponitless
as the tom drummer. You can actually
hear his drumming but he only plays like 4 notes
per song. The rest of the time he just stands there like a dumbass.
Sampler: What the fuck does he do as well? You hear NOTHING from this
asshole! Even if you could he would suck. Die!
DJ (Scratches): Don't make me laugh.
So if 2 out of 9 members
are decent, how good could the band overall be?
Oh, but wait! The material! More or less up to one's opinion but generally revolves around, "I'm a victim. I'm very angry and/or hurt. I hate
sorry for me." Nothing
complex in the arrangements and maybe some
Fans of Slipknots label themselves as "maggots", a very fitting term. These "maggots" usually think they
're badass rebels
by listening to this
band which offends their
rich, uptight parents and are amongst the typical mallcore scene. I would never label myself a "maggot" if I were a fan of any band but these guys seem to be proud
Despite what many
is featured to a limited degree
on mainstream metal
material from their
latest release, which is much safer than their
Overall, not the worst band, especially in nu metal
, but very overrated. You know it can't be THAT
good when kids
wearing baggy cargo
pants with a million
pockets, hooded sweat jackets covered
in grease stains, studded wristbands and wallet chains listen
to it. But easily better than
the likes of Korn.
P.S. Maggots, please stop telling us that
we suck or to go fuck ourselves because
we don't listen
to the same "badass" mallcore band that
to. Also, we do not dislike/hate Slipknot because they
're mainstream. That
to do with them. We dislike/hate
them because they
're not that
good/just fucking suck!