1 definition by coochanin

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)
by coochanin October 6, 2011
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