Wilson: "Sorry boss."
The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"
Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."
The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"
also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.
man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!
man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.
man 2: no problem buddy! :)