conor dowling's definitions

gelmet

(noun)The helmet-like hairdo caused by the use of an excessive amount of (typically men's) hair gel.

Check out Tom's gelmet - he's definitely not getting any play tonight!

by conor dowling August 16, 2006

manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.

"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".

by conor dowling December 28, 2005

moronosphere

That sector of cyberspace which is home to the slack jawed troglodytes, knuckle draggers, and hopelessly reactionary among the world's netizens.

This forum has been infiltrated by the moronosphere.

by conor dowling March 11, 2007