14 definitions by condoms r too small for me
Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.
By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.
By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.
Jesus is a liberal
by condoms r too small for me July 31, 2018
by condoms r too small for me June 4, 2022
A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.
*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*
*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*
Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018
by condoms r too small for me March 28, 2019
Donald was a failed abortion
by condoms r too small for me March 28, 2019
A very flawed economic system in which the big bad businesses and the greedy entrepreneurs own everybody’s ass and they can let you starve. It is referred to by some as the most free economic system. To the contrary, man is not free if he is dead, and capitalism lets the man starve to death.
Me: “A very flawed economic system in which the big bad businesses and the greedy entrepreneurs own everybody’s ass and they can let you starve. It is referred to by some as the most free economic system. To the contrary, man is not free if he is dead, and capitalism lets the man starve to death.”
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018
The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.
by condoms r too small for me July 30, 2018