We all know the quickie wank is the preferred method for those in a hurry. However, if you've got the place to yourself, why not spice things up a bit? 'The Big Wank' is a tried-and-tested method to do just that.
Start by cooking a romantic dinner for one. Choose a fine red, and dine by candle-light. It's important to start developing some pre-porn ambience.
Follow dinner with a long sensuous bath - don't forget those scented oils and more candles - and towel off with a fresh, warmed fluffy
towel (quality gentlemen, please).
Retire to the boudior, taking your selected porn for the evening with you. If your porn isn't in magazine form (and these days www.assalicious.com seems to win out over the printed form), you might need to get wireless installed, or invest in a really long cable to your broadband router.
Don't rush it. Light an oil burner or some incense. More candles placed strategically around the bedroom can help create a special porn-reading atmosphere.
Browse through your porn at a leisurely pace. Your objective should be to develop a really nice fantasy sequence with your selected images.
When you are ready, arrange your porn in sequence around you on the bed, and gently ease yourself towards a well-deserved orgasm.
Try it - you'll be pleased you did!