2 definitions by concernedbystander

Top Definition
Arousing materials usually employed for masturbatory purposes.

It's often said that the most senstive part of your body during a porn session is your ears - no one likes getting busted with their undies around their ankles.

But, the use of porn doesn't need to be such an ugly experience. 'The Big Wank' (see below) is an example of how you can add more mystique and romance to your evening at home alone.
We all know the quickie wank is the preferred method for those in a hurry. However, if you've got the place to yourself, why not spice things up a bit? 'The Big Wank' is a tried-and-tested method to do just that.

Start by cooking a romantic dinner for one. Choose a fine red, and dine by candle-light. It's important to start developing some pre-porn ambience.

Follow dinner with a long sensuous bath - don't forget those scented oils and more candles - and towel off with a fresh, warmed fluffy towel (quality gentlemen, please).

Retire to the boudior, taking your selected porn for the evening with you. If your porn isn't in magazine form (and these days www.assalicious.com seems to win out over the printed form), you might need to get wireless installed, or invest in a really long cable to your broadband router.

Don't rush it. Light an oil burner or some incense. More candles placed strategically around the bedroom can help create a special porn-reading atmosphere.

Browse through your porn at a leisurely pace. Your objective should be to develop a really nice fantasy sequence with your selected images.

When you are ready, arrange your porn in sequence around you on the bed, and gently ease yourself towards a well-deserved orgasm.

Try it - you'll be pleased you did!
by concernedbystander January 11, 2005
Someone who 'prepares' porn actors for their scenes. Usually, this person is tasked with making sure that male actors maintain 'wood'. Sometimes known as 'fluffers'.
Between scenes, an attractive fluffy maintained Alfonso's aroused state by showing him pictures of expensive condominiums.
by concernedbystander January 11, 2005
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