12 definitions by comrade susi wolf

the source ingredient in opium or benjiman's blend tea from little ~misfourtune~

its made for youre rubber or the latex in youre glove

ITS frothing GOOWY SAAAP yummy cummy in my tummy
inner voice: i feel dizzy, just like how i licked benjiman's foxy paawws.

the poppy flower ITS frothing GOOWY SAAAP yummy cummy in my tummy

smells like rose lemon.... now... im ....ghost float'in
***face plants***

idk how too make a definition on uub dik... oops, i meant urb dick... urb dic. Y E S

i was probobly high write while hgih tripen

pls approve this messages bork woof howl
by comrade susi wolf October 23, 2020
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A suspicious duck who claims to be something he's not.

Quackers wear scrooge McDuck attire, claim to be of authority & rage on Twitter that their favorite character is not trans.
Quacker: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IM THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA, GODDAMITT!

I OBLIGATE YOU TO MAKE HASTUNE MIKU TRANS!!!

Giga Chad 🗿: lol, u quaker. I fucked ur mum. Trolololol, long live Finland.

Trolled, ratio, be quit, skill issue. 🗿

Quacker:💀💀💀💀

Giga Chad🗿: you have no braincells, so I've killed you to save our species from autism.

Trolololol. 🗿

"Quack quack quack"

Giga Chad: Fed you poisoned crackers quacker. Trolololol.

Trolololol
by comrade susi wolf December 16, 2021
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Yandere:

A girl who has a "I'll die for you, for you're mine & only mine!" mentality;

usually justified with love &/or violence.
These complex feelings have a need to be expressed to the person. If not, the yandere can harm the love interest.

Has experienced serious heartbreak. Kills &/or manipulates people that are viewed as a threat to losing the love interest.

They see you as someone apart of their happiness. (Or as someone who can prolong it.)
2 pov:
Comrade susi: everyday i've been trying to keep her safe and intact, but interacting seemed to make her more heartbroken.

All the things I saw, i can describe as "yandere".
She needs love and protection.

She might as well need me.

I can't feed the delusions of a heartbroken.
Seeing the way she lives is weird. It's repetitive at times... Maybe I'll surprise by being the gift. :)

Makes me feel better about what yanderes can be. :)
I kinda like it.

Kill me baby! Oh, baby please kill me!
by comrade susi wolf December 11, 2021
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Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021
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Something your girlfriend will say to describe you as Wonderfully beautiful.
German gf: you're so wunderschöne i could give so many gifts & hugs, my sweet cuddle Bären

Boyfriend: *feels spoiled by German gf*
*Gives gf big hug :3"
by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021
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phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
by comrade susi wolf July 29, 2022
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He the pimp, the bombastic, and fantastic.
To the rrat um boom boom poom.

Shows up your party or secret meetup.

Becomes the mafioso or dominate partner, makes a great person to be around.
The gangsta rrat has the most respect.

Can be used in a sexual connotation with a snuffy women (your wife/girlfriend)
Daammnn!! my wife knows how to party!!
She got snuffy in the bed with me 😏
Like she went up and down like the gangsta rrat she is bruh!!

I don't regret marrying a woman with allot of dough!! 🤑😳 she's like the top mafioso in my world!! I love these snuffy gangsta rrats <3

She's always top rrat with me. <3
by comrade susi wolf December 11, 2021
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