3 definitions by colinc123

A guy who tries to hide the fact he is a necrophiliac. Heavily obsessed with watching scat porn.
"We all know that Mitchell guy is such a necrophiliac"
by colinc123 June 6, 2018
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A nonce who works in a school and enjoys taking kids to his classroom which is found in one of the schools high-tech sheds; also known as Colin's Chamber of Secrets
"I'd hate to have Colin as a teacher, he's such a nonce"
by colinc123 June 13, 2018
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A middle aged man who looks like a spud on legs; can be mistaken for Humpty Dumpty. If he teaches someone something they are guaranteed a fail.
"That Hellier is a fail in life"
by colinc123 April 25, 2018
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