colin h. christ's definitions

John Kerry

Just another stupid Democratic tyrant that claims he'll bring change, but never states whether the change is good or bad.

John Kerry is another communist that goes against American ideals, and wipes his ass with the Constitution.

by Colin H. Christ July 7, 2008

The Ball Effect

The timeframe when you are hit in the balls really hard, but it still takes like ten seconds to feel any major pain.

"He swung the bat right at my nuts, but I didn't feel it for a while."
"That's the Ball Effect for ya."

by Colin H. Christ October 17, 2008

Profile Hopping

When you are on Facebook, you go to one of your friends' profiles, then go to their mutual friends, and click on one of their profiles and so on.

Jesus- Hey, what have you been up to today?
Moses- Not much, just been profile hopping on Facebook.

by Colin H. Christ August 26, 2009

Politics

A giant waste of time.

Who ever goes crazy over politics is an idiot.

by Colin H. Christ June 30, 2009

Nazi Jew

Somebody who accuses somebody else of being a Nazi just if they are of German ancestry.

Dude- I'm going to the German folk festival.
Nazi Jew- You are? But why?
Dude- Oh, well I'm part German, plus I love their cultures.
Nazi Jew- Nazi!

by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008

George Lopez

A funny as hell Mexican-American comedian famous for his show 'George Lopez' which unfortunately got cancelled. He sure kicks the shit out of Carlos Mencia, because he actually IS Mexican, while Mencia is Honduran.

'I heard George Lopez got higher ratings than Mencia.'
'Well no duh, he actually is Mexican, and he's so much funnier!'

by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008

Awkward Checkpoint

When you are playing Call of Duty (any of them) on Veteran difficulty, and you get a checkpoint where there is somebody just about to kill you, and you have to endanger yourself to kill them, and normally die quickly.

Dude, I'm just about to finish 'Dowfall', but that guy with the Panzershrek keeps killing me. This is such an awkward checkpoint.

by Colin H. Christ June 29, 2009