col. dr.'s definitions

Phlat

Urban form of flat, meaning flashy.

His bling is so phlat.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Royal

Unappealing, undesireable, and uninspiring.

1. Those nerds are worse than boring, they're royal.
2. My piece of shit car is totally royal.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Broken

Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.

We're beyond married, man, we're broken.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Broke

Used to describe marital fidelity.

1. She broke my dick, man (I'm completely faithful to her).

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Mult

An orgy. Group sex.
From multiple.

See you at the mult, baby.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Awning

Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Hydrant

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006