col. dr.'s definitions

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Piggy Bank

Any public coin-operated machine's cashbox which can be broken into and robbed.

We might have to smash open a piggy bank if we want malt liquor.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Lesbot

A lesbian characterised by a very boring lifestyle, usually very straightforward and businesslike. Used almost exclusively by other lesbians as an insult.

Quit being such a lesbot, Julie.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Vomitous

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Mark Ecko

Term used to describe any sellout from the various urban subcultures, such as skateboarding and underground music, but especially from the graffiti artist community.

Broader use can indicate a rich fake of any sort trying to be ghetto or otherwise cool.

Namesake of Mark Ecko, former NYC graffiti artist who faked the tagging of Air Force One in widely-distributed online video hoax.

See also: Fraud
See also: Poseur, Poser, Posing

Speaker #1: Man, Jonesy just got hired to decorate some poof's studio loft with tags.
Speaker #2: Fucking Mark Ecko.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Marilucci

Mary Jane. Meej. Marijuana.

I grew two pounds of marilucci to last me over the winter.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006