col. dr.'s definitions

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Tractor

(TRAK-tor) Used with trash to create tractor trash. Describes white trash from predominantly farming communities.

1. Billy Bob and Bobby sue are such tractor trash.

2. Billy Bob and Bobby Sue are so tractor.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Ecoroids

Plant enhancement chemicals, plant steroids.

1. The Joneses must use ecoroids on their roses.
2. Zephyr uses ecoroids in his grow operation to get fat buds.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Nun

Sarcastic term for a promiscuous woman or a prostitute.

Becky's such a dirty nun.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Phlat

Urban form of flat, meaning flashy.

His bling is so phlat.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Steak

Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.

I'd love to pound that steak.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006