col. dr.'s definitions

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

H To Thuh O

A wet ho, take on H20 (water), signifying constant vaginal lubrication due to constantly sexing everything that moves.

This is a modern urban American take on the British "watery tart," of Monty Python fame, named for the same characteristic.

Snobby Englishman: My sister is so the watery tart, wot?
Urban Speaker: Yo, she a regular H to thuh O.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clang

One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.

Fucker tried to kick my clang.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Awning

Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Titty Bag

Bra, used by a pimp in one of the Dirty Harry movies before he searches a prostitute's bra for hidden money.

Let's see what you got here in the titty bag.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006