col. dr.'s definitions

Sizzle

To ejaculate inside one's sex partner.

1. My girlfriend always closes her eyes when I sizzle.
2. My girlfriend always screams when I sizzle.
3. That fucker tried to sizzle my ass!

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Up

Sexually penetrating another person, usually man-to-woman.

Get up her, man, the world ain't gonna repopulate itself.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Change

Extra goodness, usually to complement the slang money.

That girl's ass is money with change.

by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

The Hat

Term of authority based on superiority of skill or intellect, after the white supervisor's hat in the construction industry.

1. Speaker #1: Are you sure we should do this?
Speaker #2: I'm the one wearing the hat here.

2. Speaker #1: Where do I put this?
Speaker #2: Ask Gerry, he's the hat around here.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

qiotch

(KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both.

Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef.
Speaker #2: Bud is such a biotch.
Speaker #3: You're both right. Bud is in fact a qiotch.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Frito

Derogatory term for a Mexican, expanded to include Latino aliens.

They ought to deport that frito back to Mexico.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006