col. dr.'s definitions

Piggy Bank

Any public coin-operated machine's cashbox which can be broken into and robbed.

We might have to smash open a piggy bank if we want malt liquor.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Panty Poser

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.

Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Sizzle

To ejaculate inside one's sex partner.

1. My girlfriend always closes her eyes when I sizzle.
2. My girlfriend always screams when I sizzle.
3. That fucker tried to sizzle my ass!

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Up

Sexually penetrating another person, usually man-to-woman.

Get up her, man, the world ain't gonna repopulate itself.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Change

Extra goodness, usually to complement the slang money.

That girl's ass is money with change.

by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Pube

Sophomoric hanger-on who crowds around cool people like pubic hair around the genitals.

Quit acting like a pube and get a life.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006