55 definitions by col. dr.

A To The SS

A superlatively spectacular ass, expressed only when viewing bling or money asses.

That money ho has A to the SS, man.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Naif

Innocent. Contraction of "naive waif."

Used to describe n00bs in the NYC art scene.

They pretend Basqiat was naif, but that nigga was down.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Lesbot

A lesbian characterised by a very boring lifestyle, usually very straightforward and businesslike. Used almost exclusively by other lesbians as an insult.

Quit being such a lesbot, Julie.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Pish

(PEE-sh) A urinal or toilet, from the Sopranos' pishadu (Italian?).

I found my dad passed out drunk on the pish.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Ecoroids

Plant enhancement chemicals, plant steroids.

1. The Joneses must use ecoroids on their roses.
2. Zephyr uses ecoroids in his grow operation to get fat buds.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006