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The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.
Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.
Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.
Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*
by cloud November 20, 2004
by cloud November 17, 2004
The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
by cloud November 15, 2004
the coolest e-mail service ever, never have to delete mail, *Unless you reach your 1 gigabyte storage space, which is very very very very very hard*
Owns every other e-mail service.
Owns every other e-mail service.
When Gmail goes public, Microsoft will shit themselves, and frantically try and increase their storage space to 2 gigs.
by cloud July 20, 2004
Without W3C there would be no Internet. Possibly the greatest people on Earth.
They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.
Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.
They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.
Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.
by cloud November 23, 2004